Stiles Tiberius Stark

crappiestfanartblogever:

This was going to be an animation but then I got lazy— well, lazier. 

Cuteness! Whoever said scientists were boring?

asutori:

hrodvitniir and i saw this

and things happened. we apologize.

Mother of God! This must be the most HILARIOUS inside joke of all time!

Sassmaster Downey Jr.

God, I still can’t believe he’s real.

i gotta a quick dumb question, what are the animal personifications of the avengers? whos the golden retriever thor or cap
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americachavez:

this is such a ???? question anon but ok I’ll try

[disclaimer these are PERSONAL OPINIONS no one come at me for this post I swear]

  • thor: probably more of a purebred golden retriever than steve. always happy to see everyone, big and golden and has to learn to calm down at some point and not love people so much. there’s a fetch metaphor with mjolnir but I’m too lazy to think of it rn
  • steve: I feel like steve would be a mutt. who like was the runt of the litter and kind of weird looking but then grew up into a Movie Dog who is smart and loyal and does all the fun tricks and loves playing fetch with his shield. some kind of mix of border collie and retriever probably.
  • tony: a cat. he’s a fucking cat. a pampered housecat who ended up having to live on the streets for a really long time so he looks kinda ratty now. sometimes the memes are correct
  • natasha: probably a big solitary cat like a jaguar? like she’s all sleek and a terrifying predator, but also she’s weird as shit so. cat. also the car brand is named after them and natasha loves cars
  • bruce: elephant? really smart and mostly gentle but really fucking big and dangerous if angered. or idk maybe bruce/hulk are like those symbiotic relationship hippos have with birds. bruce is a bird and the hulk is a hippo. I’m losing this metaphor MOVING ON
  • clint: eeehhhh clint. not a hawk. I feel like clint would be more like some kind of rodent? a squirrel maybe. really good eyesight and can climb and shit and kind of small?? I have nothing to base this on as mcu clint has no personality yet wimp womp.
  • sam: lmao I want to say falcon because duh? a city bird who mates for life and uses elaborate courting rituals involving flight. yeah sam is a falcon
  • rhodey: german shepherd!!!! loyal as hell. kind of suspicious around other people and not immediately super friendly but will warm up to people close to him. has a bad reputation that is entirely undeserved.

Most of those are right on the dot, with maybe a few suggestions?

Tony: a Bird of Paradise?

Hawkeye- one of those fish that shoot water at unsuspecting insects?

Fury- a heckling Blue Jay that don’t take shit.

Coulson- ummm…an octopus, blending in until he needs to strike?

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

All hail the mighty glow lamp!

archiemcphee:

We love this tentacular Cthulhu chess set. This is the work of Kelsey of LittleFatDragons based in Clayton, North Carolina. Kelsey handmakes each playfully evil piece without using casting or molds, so the chess set is one-of-a-kind.

He may be evil, but Cthulhu is just too stinking cute in this handmade chess set. The Little Fat Cthulhu Custom Chess Set is made to order so you can go with the traditionally evil green and purple or change it up with colors of your choosing.

Here’s what you’ll find on your Cthulhu chess board.

Pawns – Little Fat Tentacles
Rooks – Rhogog
Knights – Zvilpogghua
Bishops – Chaugnar Faugn
Queens/Kings – Little Fat Cthulhu

Visit the LittleFatDragons shop to check out more of Kelsey’s awesome creations. 

Cthulhu fhtagn

[via Nerd Approved]

Miiiiiine! Or Cthulhu will devour your tasty soul!

Chris Evans exclusive interview with Mark Ruffalo.  / x.

Oh my freaking God! Chris Evans is so damn funny! He’s sooo damn cute and sexy at the same time!


It is the pleasure of Sheriff John Mieczyslaw Stilinski, of the Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, Beacon Hills, CA, to announce the engagement of his only son, [REDACTED] “Stiles” Stilinski, to Derek Hale, son of Talia and Alex Hale, formerly of Beacon Hills, CA.
[REDACTED] graduated from Berkeley Law with a degree in Criminal Justice Studies and is currently working in law enforcement.
Derek Hale owns and operates a used book store in Beacon Hills and is also founder of the BERICA Center for at-risk youth.
The couple met by chance while hiking for leisure in the Beacon Hills Preserve and have planned a September wedding in the grounds of Derek’s family home.


Awww, that’s so romantical!

It is the pleasure of Sheriff John Mieczyslaw Stilinski, of the Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, Beacon Hills, CA, to announce the engagement of his only son, [REDACTED] “Stiles” Stilinski, to Derek Hale, son of Talia and Alex Hale, formerly of Beacon Hills, CA.

[REDACTED] graduated from Berkeley Law with a degree in Criminal Justice Studies and is currently working in law enforcement.

Derek Hale owns and operates a used book store in Beacon Hills and is also founder of the BERICA Center for at-risk youth.

The couple met by chance while hiking for leisure in the Beacon Hills Preserve and have planned a September wedding in the grounds of Derek’s family home.

Awww, that’s so romantical!

queerly-it-is:

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In the criminal justice system, supernatually-based offenses are considered really, really weird. In Beacon Hills, California, the dedicated detectives who investigate all this bizarre shit are Sheriff Stilinski and Derek ‘The Nose’ Hale (that guy, you know, the lurky one whose family died in a fire? Yeah it’s totally him).

These are their stories.

DUN DUN

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This is some good comedy gold!

sirderpington:

thealphapigeon:

witchdumpling:

this seat is taken

please do not sit on birb

Do not sit upon the prince

occupado.

Dis is how I roll. Jus me and my chair bring all the ladies.